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Funny Jokes – The man who married the Scottish woman

DDUK Jokes - the Scottish womanThree friends married women from different parts of the world.

Here are their stories…

The first man married a Greek woman.

He told her that she was to do the dishes and keep the house all nice and tidy, just like a good Greek wife should.

It took a couple of days for her to get into this way of life, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and the dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a Thai woman. He gave his wife similar orders that she was to do all the cleaning, wash the dishes and do the cooking to keep him happy.

The first day he came home from work and didn’t see any results but the next day there was some improvement, and on the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes had all been done and there was a huge and delicious dinner waiting on the table for him. He was happy!

And the third man…

The third man married a woman from Scotland.

He ordered her to keep the house clean, wash the dishes, mow the lawn, do the laundry and prepare a hot meal three times a day.

The first day he didn’t see anything at all.

On the second day he didn’t see anything either…

but by the third day the swelling had gone down a little and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm had healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

He still has some difficulty when he urinates.


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