funny jokes to tell your partner

Funny jokes to tell your partner

Funny jokes to tell your partner

funny jokes to tell your partner

Jokes are a great way to break the ice, make people laugh, keep a situation light and easy, but you’ve got to get the jokes right for the situation.

Don’t start cracking out jokes the minute you meet someone! – And make sure your jokes fit the moment. (very important!)

Humour has become a very serious science nowadays and, as they say on the stage, if you’re going to tell a joke, you have to know your audience and choose a subject that they’ll find amusing.

Here are a few lighthearted jokes you can share with your partner.

(We never said they were funny!!)

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!

What do you call a fake noodle?
An “impasta”!

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!

How do you organise a space party?
You “planet”!

Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
Because they are shellfish!

What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner’s on me!

Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!

So, they were our best funny jokes to tell your partner.  Ok, maybe not the best, haha! But remember, the key to a good joke is the delivery and the timing, and we think its always the  very best policy to laugh heartily at your own jokes – it makes them all the more funnier!!


funny jokes to tell your partner

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