Funny jokes to tell your partner

Jokes are a great way to break the ice, make people laugh, keep a situation light and easy, but you’ve got to get the jokes right for the situation.

Don’t start cracking out jokes the minute you meet someone! – And make sure your jokes fit the moment. (very important!)

Humour has become a very serious science nowadays and, as they say on the stage, if you’re going to tell a joke, you have to know your audience and choose a subject that they’ll find amusing.

Here are a few lighthearted jokes you can share with your partner.

(We never said they were funny!!)

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Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!

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What do you call a fake noodle?
An “impasta”!

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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts!

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!

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How do you organise a space party?
You “planet”!

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Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
Because they are shellfish!

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What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner’s on me!

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Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!

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So, they were our best funny jokes to tell your partner.  Ok, maybe not the best, haha! But remember, the key to a good joke is the delivery and the timing, and we think its always the  very best policy to laugh heartily at your own jokes – it makes them all the more funnier!!

 

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