Funny Jokes – Fanny Green and the Catholic Priest

Continuing on our mission to bring a smile to the world, here’s the Fanny Green joke…

An Irish man goes to confession in St. Patrick’s Catholic Church. ‘Father’ he confesses, ‘it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.’

The priest tells the sinner; ‘Say three Hail Mary’s and you are forgiven’.

Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the confessional. ‘Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I’ve had sex with Fanny Green twice a week for the past two months’.

This time, the priest asks… ‘Who is this Fanny Green?’

The man says; ‘She’s a new woman in the neighbourhood’. The Priest says; ‘Very well, go and say ten Hail Mary’s’ and you are forgiven.

At mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous red headed woman entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fall upon
her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down right in front of the priest.

Her dress is green and very short and she is wearing matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.

The priest and the altar boy gasp as the woman sits with her legs spread slightly apart just enough to show that she is not wearing any underwear.

The priest turns to the altar boy and whispers; ‘Is that Fanny Green?’

The altar boy can’t believe his ears but calmly replies:
‘No Father, I think it’s just a reflection from her  shoes!’

🙂