Cheesy pickup lines

So… Dad jokes are a magnificent thing, but Cheesy pickup lines are even better and still ‘a thing’ – and the cheesier, the better!

We’ve put together our top choices to help you along in your next date.

Go on…  just try one, we dare you!

Actually, its a fact that both men and women like to laugh and these will certainly make that happen! (all possible legal disclaimers apply).

Here’s our top favourites…

 

 

Congratulations on being the only person I find more interesting than my phone.

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You must be an electrician because I feel all tingling and electrified.

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Hang on, I need to go outside to get a breath of air, because you just took my breath away.

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I bet you don’t remember me, but I’m the one in your dreams!

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I’ll make you a deal. If you don’t like my kiss, you can return it to me.

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I bet you didn’t know that the spaces between your fingers were created so I can slip my fingers in there.

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You must be a murderer, because your looks just killed me.

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I’ve always been this cute, in case you wondered.

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Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

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Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

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Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

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Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

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Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

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Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

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Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

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If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

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Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

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Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

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Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

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Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

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Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.

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It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.

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I was feeling a little off today—but you’ve turned me on again!

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I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date.

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Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth has clearly never stood next to you!

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Are you a magician? Because when I’m looking at you, you make everyone else disappear!

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Are you a camera? Because I look at you and smile!

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Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

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Are you a loan? Because you sure have my interest!

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Any chance you have an extra heart? Mine’s been stolen!

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Are you a phaser on Star Trek? Because you’re set to stun!

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They say nothing lasts forever—so would you be my nothing?

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I hope our love will be like the number Pi: irrational and endless!

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I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already has!

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I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Your number’s not in it.

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Are you a charger? Because I’m dying without you!

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Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!

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Are you a broom? Because you’ve swept me off my feet!

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I’m no mathematician, but I’ve been told I’m good with numbers. How about you give me yours so I can prove it?

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You must be made of Copper and Tellurium—because you’re CuTe!

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You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

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I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

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Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.

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Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.

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You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.

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Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.

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Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

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You must be tired from running through my mind all night.

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Was your father an alien? Because on planet Earth, there’s no one else like you.

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Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

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We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.

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Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

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I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? Would you like to?

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Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

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Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

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You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

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If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’

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If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

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I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.

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Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my night.

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I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

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Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.

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I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.

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That’s it Folks!!

Use as many as you can possibly fit in on your next first date (and afterwards) and everything will go great!!

We Promise …    …   (Sort of!)